With a dry cool wit like that, I could be an action hero. I like things. Energy drink addict gone cold turkey.
Current make: Illidan Stormrage. Current watch: Smut.
Current read: ASoIaF.
Current listen: Pink Floyd Discography.
Current eat: Pulled Pork Hot Dogs
Current champion: Support Thresh. Current play: Rollercoaster Tycoon.

19th April 2014

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kingofwesteros:

please don’t ever talk shit about george r. r. martin in front of me. do not call him sexist for the scenes of a tv show he had no control over. do not call him sexist or racist for writing scenes of a book series set in an alternative medieval reality where sexism and racism were part of the fictional universe he was writing. do not tell me that he didn’t know how to develop women or people of color, and that he only ever knew how to portray sexual desire, for he did do that very well, yet never made his characters about that and that only. george r. r. martin wrote strong women. he wrote vulnerable women. he wrote women that could fight with swords, and women that could fight with words. he wrote characters of color who were in positions of power as well as characters who were demeaned by their skin color. he wrote people, and realistic ones at that. do not talk shit about george r. r. martin in front of me. 

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19th April 2014

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19th April 2014

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neener-nina:

mikadee:

neener-nina:

neener-nina:

How many of you followed me from Steam Powered Giraffe, Warcraft, cosplay, Homestuck, or FF14?

(If you followed me from the SPG “era”, thanks for putting up with the different things I reblogged)

Honestly, I’m curious why some of you decided to follow me. .-.

I followed you because the girth of your axe impressed me.

So it was my ass, huh?

YOURE SAYING I HAVE A FATASS BAWWWWWWW

Yes that’s exactly what he’s saying

19th April 2014

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neener-nina:

neener-nina:

How many of you followed me from Steam Powered Giraffe, Warcraft, cosplay, Homestuck, or FF14?

(If you followed me from the SPG “era”, thanks for putting up with the different things I reblogged)

Honestly, I’m curious why some of you decided to follow me. .-.

19th April 2014

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protowilson:

by Talal Nayer (I think, please correct me if I’m wrong)

Trickle down bullshit.Reganomics can suck my ass.

protowilson:

by Talal Nayer (I think, please correct me if I’m wrong)

Trickle down bullshit.

Reganomics can suck my ass.

19th April 2014

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things to aspire to

myinnerdomme:

grumpyspacetoad:

sometimes I think the only things going for me are wit and sex. 

Shit

That’s all I’m good at too.

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19th April 2014

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rosannapansino:

Go Nerdy Nummies! We are in the new issue of Food Network Magazine! :)

rosannapansino:

Go Nerdy Nummies! We are in the new issue of Food Network Magazine! :)

18th April 2014

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adoritosbag:

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oh cool a new pony episo-wait

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is that

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who I think

imageIT IS???

wait

what the fuck

18th April 2014

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godofmischief-dot-org:

insatiablebookslut:

sierralaufeyson13:

a study in the loki strut

That fuckdamn walk is sex, just pure sex.

Walk into my room like that…I dare you. The crazy sexy times will begin as soon as you enter mister. *sreeches to the heavens* wHAt hAvE yOU dOnE tO mE?!?!?!?!!?

This is no fucking lie. Imagine that man with that walk coming down the street towards you… or from across the club…. I think I would stop breathing.

I won’t lie. I’ve spent the last five minutes watching gif #3 with my mouth open and a rivulet of drool cascading from my chin like a lil’ waterfall.

Most* anyone would look attractive if their gait and locomotion was slowed to 3/4 speed. It’s allllllll about the swagger.

*DEFINITELY not all, though.

Source: bunny-teefs

18th April 2014

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zeiirl:

maariamph:

I saw a hot lady at a grocery store, kinda trying to remember what she looked like
Black people are a small minority in Finland and every time you see one chances are they’re really well dressed

Ooooooh my. ~<3

zeiirl:

maariamph:

I saw a hot lady at a grocery store, kinda trying to remember what she looked like

Black people are a small minority in Finland and every time you see one chances are they’re really well dressed

Ooooooh my. ~<3

Tagged: oh wow

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18th April 2014

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thelissastuff:

Jinx plz:(

thelissastuff:

Jinx plz:(

18th April 2014

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There are children playing loudly in the street. I’m in my study with the shutters down. I can hear them  very clearly.

I CAN’T MASTURBATE NOW I FEELS CREEPY

18th April 2014

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Tagged: ohgod look at those musclesyou are a powerhouse of energy and strength

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18th April 2014

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http://catbountry.tumblr.com/post/83055036838/konekosilvertail-filthkid-filthkid →

protowilson:

catbountry:

konekosilvertail:

filthkid:

filthkid:

millions of real existing people fall in love with straight men. what the fuck

im still thinking about this. they dont just befriend and hang out with straight men, they get emotional about them. they think ‘this person is the best thing that ever happened to me’. i think there was a time when this phenomenon made sense to me but now it does not.

what the fuck is wrong with you

I like that the implication here is that because of the use of straight men here that women who would become romantically involved with straight men must be idiots, because who else would a straight man become romantically involved with?

Like, this post is so far off the deep end Tumblr SJW bullshit that it just did a 360 all the way back into being grossly misogynistic as fuck and this is where we are right now.

Can’t win, ladies.

"Ewwww, straight men!". So edgy.

Bold mine.

Source: filthkid

18th April 2014

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goatpox:

its time

HE&#8217;S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF

goatpox:

its time

HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF

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