With a dry cool wit like that, I could be an action hero. I like things. Energy drink addict gone cold turkey.
Current make: Illidan Stormrage. Current watch: Smut.
Current read: ASoIaF.
Current listen: Pink Floyd Discography.
Current eat: Pulled Pork Hot Dogs
Current champion: Support Thresh. Current play: Rollercoaster Tycoon.

25th April 2014

Photo

Anon requested a picture of myself.Enjoy the derp and the Rammus hat.

Anon requested a picture of myself.

Enjoy the derp and the Rammus hat.

25th April 2014

Question

Anonymous asked: $ <3 æ

Reveal yourself, anon! *eyebrow waggle*

24th April 2014

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neener-nina:

billy-and-the-clonasaurus said: GO TO BED RANGY

oh mah gawwwd dats rashist

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24th April 2014

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psssssssst

  • ♂ =  I am a boy who has a crush on you
  • ♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you
  • () = I am a nonbinary/genderqueer person who has a crush on you
  • * = just delete your tumblr already
  • æ = Post a picture of yourself
  • $ = You’re awesome
  • # = I love your blog
  • @ = You’re beautiful
  • + = i hate you.
  • % = You’re ugly
  • <3 = I want to fuck you
  • & = I wish we were close
  • ~ = I wish we were friends in real life
  • ? = I relate to a lot of the same things you go through 
  • ! = You inspire me

Tagged: feed my ego

Source: withoutmeyouwouldbenothing

24th April 2014

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TMNT to feature turtles “balls”

pinguinmitbrille:

beesmygod:

mediatonight:

While trailers for the Michael Bay produced TMNT film look promising, all is not well. A source close to the production claims a sequence in the film where April sees Donatello’s ‘balls’ is not likely to be cut. The source described the scene below.

"April is hanging out in the Turtles underground home/lair . Donatello, who is portrayed as the most human like sort of "sexy" of the four is taking a shower. Not realizing he jumps out of the shower - April gasps and does a double take and says something along the lines of "you have those?" . Donatello says something along the lines of "whoa my shell is cold today" before grabbing his boa staff and covering up. It’s a play on the scene from the Sex and the City movie where Samantha catches a man exposing himself after a rooftop shower. April later mentions it in passing to Splinter who says "they are anatomically correct…" or something similar. "

It sounds like a cheap laugh but not totally out of character. Some of the other news of this films potty humor mentions Splinter talking about how hard it is to goto the bathroom in his suit and a pizza party that jokes about “4/20” . 

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24th April 2014

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otp

otp

24th April 2014

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gothtigger92:

These two are just amazing. Seriously, they are two of the many reasons why their characters are awesome. 

AAAAAHHHHHHH <3

24th April 2014

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prozdvoices:

Request: Goofy sings BRING ME TO LIFE

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Anonymous asked:

I know you get asked to do Goofy too much, but a cover of Bring Me to Life would be hilarious <3

Let me transport you to a simpler time, where you’re putting the final touches on your Inuyasha AMV in Windows Movie Maker.

Welcome back to 2003.

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24th April 2014

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neener-nina:

billy-and-the-clonasaurus:

neener-nina:

billy-and-the-clonasaurus:

neener-nina:

stryf:

 30 Day WoW Challenge
Day 27: Legendary Item
Shadowmourne

I still want that axe.

Headcanons aboung regarding this weapon’s relationship to Frostmourne.Also also to weather there’s a mace out there called Bloodmourne to complete the set.

OMG LUKA I WANT. I WANT THEM ALL

Frost - Frost DK’s
Shadow - Unholy DK’s
Blood - Blood DK’s
The Bloodmourne is the most defensive of the three - a simultaneously brutal and elegant two-handed mace whose huge size belies it’s light weight. While it radiates the same blue glow of it’s sisters (the weapons are female because I don’t know why) it starts to glow with increasingly red hues when covered in blood…said blood always vanishes quickly, absorbed into the weapon most likely.It never gets any heavier.

Fuuuuuuuuck I wanna design this. 

It&#8217;s not mirrored, it looks a bit like a proper hammer with a heavy flat edge on one side and an armor-piercing spike on the other. It looks too heavy to wield, adding to the terror and &#8216;defensiveness&#8217; it sows on the battlefield.Care must be taken. All blood is blood to the maul.

neener-nina:

billy-and-the-clonasaurus:

neener-nina:

billy-and-the-clonasaurus:

neener-nina:

stryf:

30 Day WoW Challenge

Day 27: Legendary Item

Shadowmourne

I still want that axe.

Headcanons aboung regarding this weapon’s relationship to Frostmourne.

Also also to weather there’s a mace out there called Bloodmourne to complete the set.

OMG LUKA I WANT. I WANT THEM ALL

Frost - Frost DK’s

Shadow - Unholy DK’s

Blood - Blood DK’s

The Bloodmourne is the most defensive of the three - a simultaneously brutal and elegant two-handed mace whose huge size belies it’s light weight. While it radiates the same blue glow of it’s sisters (the weapons are female because I don’t know why) it starts to glow with increasingly red hues when covered in blood…said blood always vanishes quickly, absorbed into the weapon most likely.

It never gets any heavier.

Fuuuuuuuuck I wanna design this. 

It’s not mirrored, it looks a bit like a proper hammer with a heavy flat edge on one side and an armor-piercing spike on the other. It looks too heavy to wield, adding to the terror and ‘defensiveness’ it sows on the battlefield.

Care must be taken. All blood is blood to the maul.

Source: stryf

24th April 2014

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neener-nina:

billy-and-the-clonasaurus:

neener-nina:

stryf:

 30 Day WoW Challenge
Day 27: Legendary Item
Shadowmourne

I still want that axe.

Headcanons aboung regarding this weapon’s relationship to Frostmourne.Also also to weather there’s a mace out there called Bloodmourne to complete the set.

OMG LUKA I WANT. I WANT THEM ALL

Frost - Frost DK&#8217;s
Shadow - Unholy DK&#8217;s
Blood - Blood DK&#8217;s
The Bloodmourne is the most defensive of the three - a simultaneously brutal and elegant two-handed mace whose huge size belies it&#8217;s light weight. While it radiates the same blue glow of it&#8217;s sisters (the weapons are female because I don&#8217;t know why) it starts to glow with increasingly red hues when covered in blood&#8230;said blood always vanishes quickly, absorbed into the weapon most likely.It never gets any heavier.

neener-nina:

billy-and-the-clonasaurus:

neener-nina:

stryf:

30 Day WoW Challenge

Day 27: Legendary Item

Shadowmourne

I still want that axe.

Headcanons aboung regarding this weapon’s relationship to Frostmourne.

Also also to weather there’s a mace out there called Bloodmourne to complete the set.

OMG LUKA I WANT. I WANT THEM ALL

Frost - Frost DK’s

Shadow - Unholy DK’s

Blood - Blood DK’s

The Bloodmourne is the most defensive of the three - a simultaneously brutal and elegant two-handed mace whose huge size belies it’s light weight. While it radiates the same blue glow of it’s sisters (the weapons are female because I don’t know why) it starts to glow with increasingly red hues when covered in blood…said blood always vanishes quickly, absorbed into the weapon most likely.

It never gets any heavier.

Source: stryf

24th April 2014

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neener-nina:

billy-and-the-clonasaurus handling my freaking out, everyone.

I&#8217;m a good friend.

neener-nina:

billy-and-the-clonasaurus handling my freaking out, everyone.

I’m a good friend.

24th April 2014

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Tagged: rawrTRENT

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24th April 2014

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neener-nina:

stryf:

 30 Day WoW Challenge
Day 27: Legendary Item
Shadowmourne

I still want that axe.

Headcanons aboung regarding this weapon&#8217;s relationship to Frostmourne.Also also to weather there&#8217;s a mace out there called Bloodmourne to complete the set.

neener-nina:

stryf:

30 Day WoW Challenge

Day 27: Legendary Item

Shadowmourne

I still want that axe.

Headcanons aboung regarding this weapon’s relationship to Frostmourne.

Also also to weather there’s a mace out there called Bloodmourne to complete the set.

Source: stryf

24th April 2014

Question

Anonymous asked: Why not have both?

Hm. Good point. Can’t very well have sex on a minigolf course though.

23rd April 2014

Question

Anonymous asked: Take you where?

Take me! Y’know, sexually. Or out to mini-golf! Actually that’d be better.